skyfire:

When the ‘little spoon’ is the ‘big spoon’ its called jetpacking.

fierceawakening:

ms-demeanor:

robinmichelleblake:

yoncevevo:

LEGENDARY

So? A lot of performers do it. Bruce Springsteen uses one. Tom Petty did. Paul McCartney does. As does Elton John. All of ‘em use teleprompters. It’s called being prepared.

Here’s Aerosmith using one.

It’s not that they didn’t take time to learn the lyrics. Sometimes you can’t remember them all, especially when you have a large catalogue of music like some of those I mentioned.

I once watched Billy Joel live and he flubbed a lyric near the start of a song. He stopped, laughed it off, and restarted the song laying emphasis on the lyric he messed up.

Memorizing lyrics for a song you’ve written and need to perform in front of people and keep separate from other lyrics you’ve written is the sort of difficult thing that seems pretty simple right up until you actually try to do it.

I wish I knew what exactly it’s from, but there’s a recording of Tori Amos live where the line she’s trying to sing is

“There’s Colonel Dirtyfishydishcloth, he’ll distract her. Good. Don’t worry so.”

(don’t ask, Tori is weird)

And she’s performing it and goes

“There’s Colonel Dirtyfish… fishydishy… … …”

It’s hilarious.

xiaq:

simonalkenmayer:

thatpreciousthing:

xekstrin:

astraltailwags:

cryoverkiltmilk:

I need this dog

I need this dog to know I love them

I need to know the name of this dog

@cryoverkiltmilk

His name is Prague!

[x]

vantablack doge

anish kapoor is banned from petting this dog

This…is a hell hound.

I’ve never seen a dog so deserving of the gravitas of that title. Never in all my long life. Stunning.

If T’Challa had a dog, it would be this one.

wnacn:

vaultie-glass:

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is

@staff

invaderxan:

Important information, for those who may need it, in case they may need it. 

sosuperawesome:

Abigail Larson on Tumblr / Instagram

Follow So Super Awesome on Instagram

The channel who’s been stealing all the transformer art.

mysqueuedview:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

deepestparadisecolour:

oldearthmapping:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….

Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels.  But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right.  I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.

I can bet it will be the Dad who’ll find the Christmas Vampire first. I wonder what would he ask the kids to dress up as?

Of Dad wins the we don’t even GO TO THE MOVIES! We stay home and watch it’s a wonderful life and a Christmas Carol but the muppet version because dad doesn’t like people, tight places, or ghosts.

THE HUNT HAS BEGUN

GUESS WHO FOUND THE CHRISTMAS VAMPIRE

The Christmas Vampire was hidden in the lobster shanty. The story this year is that were was a terrible accident. He accidently spooked the carrousel operator who poured his drink into the switch board and caused a death. The Christmas vampire had to flee but he didn’t get far.

Dad husband and I had to conduct a police investigation but the number one detective, ya girl, caught him!

This is insane and I love it!

consplay-superior:

Here’s a Video of our display! We had a video playing if our suiting up process for each character along with clips and process! :)

roskii:

chikkou:

the-pandora-box:

betahoodie:

voluptuous-lady-with-freckles:

chazim:

lexakom:

sheabuttahgawd:

thatpettyblackgirl:

They only care about health when girl’s weight offends them but wont say anything to their friend who abuses drugs n shit. Sick to see how people are still treating women like this    

This honestly broke my heart. Dylan a weak bitch and Bailey looked cute so fuck Dylan.

No. Fuck you Bailey. Reblog The whole thing. Fuck you, racist cunt.

Wow. What’s done in the darkness comes to light

That took a major turn

Originally posted by flyingtoastcat

Me: She looks cute and doesn’t deserve to be made fun of

Me after reading the entire post: Nevermind, destroy that gross ass bitch

I’m not really that surprised white people play victim than turn around and show their ass and think no one is gonna notice.

lethal-cuddles:

i think i’m gonna log off for the night. i’m still feeling disgusted and angry about that 11 year old brazillian girl who’s being made up to look way older than she really is.

It’s just like… why? Why the fuck would you do that? What the fuck is wrong with those people?

thoodleoo:

notsoterriblymisanthropic:

thoodleoo:

my absolute favorite thing about the tumblr adult content ban is that between the 180 degree turn (or peripeteia) between “go nuts show nuts” and banning “female-presenting nipples” and the absolute hubris of tumblr staff, tumblr as a website is literally turning into a greek tragedy that would pass aristotles’ poetics test

This website was already a greek tragedy by the time people started stealing bones, everything since has just been icing on the cake.

stealing bones is exactly the sort of crime against god and humanity that atreus would commit so really what i think we’re dealing with here is an atreus-house type situation

tumblr staff is agamemnon getting killed in his bath and tumblr users are clytemnestra wielding the ax

henstomper:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

sturmtruppen:

ellis-dee:

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home….
Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

why are moose so terrifyingly large

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck